Yes/No Meme

1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments you and asks— and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

Been arrested? No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? No.
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.
Held a snake? Yes.
Ran a red light? No.
Been suspended from school? No.
Experienced love at first sight? No.
Totaled your car in an accident? No.
Been fired from a job? Yes.
Fired somebody? No.
Sung karaoke? Yes.
Pointed a gun at someone? Yes.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
Kissed in the rain? No.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes.
Saw someone die? No.
Played Spin the Bottle? Yes.
Smoked a cigar? No.
Sat on a rooftop? Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes.
Broken a bone? No.
Skipped school? No.
Eaten a bug? Yes.
Sleepwalked? Yes.
Walked on a moonlit beach? Yes.
Ridden a motorcycle? No.
Dumped someone? Yes.
Forgotten your anniversary? No.
Lied to avoid a ticket? No.
Ridden in a helicopter? No.
Shaved your head? No.
Blacked out from drinking? No.
Played a prank on someone? Yes.
Hit a home run? No.
Felt like killing someone? Yes.
Cross-dressed? Yes.
Been falling-down drunk? No.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No.
Eaten snake? No.
Marched/Protested? No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.
Puked on an amusement ride? No.
Seriously and intentionally boycotted something? No.
Knitted? Yes.
Been on TV? No.
Shot a gun? Yes.
Skinny-dipped? Yes.
Given someone stitches? No.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? No.
Ridden a surfboard? Yes.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? Yes.
Had surgery? Yes.
Streaked? No.....
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? to a hospital, No.
Tripped on mushrooms? No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? No.
Peed on a bush? Yes.
Donated blood? No.
Grabbed electric fence? Yes.
Eaten alligator meat? No.
Eaten cheesecake? Yes.
Killed an animal when not hunting? No.
Peed your pants in public? Yes.
Snuck into a movie without paying? No.
Written graffiti? No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes.
Think about the future? Yes.
Been in handcuffs? Yes.
Believe in love? Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? No.

Answered on a very tired brain, to the best of my knowledge and memory....we'll go from there.