Lip Balm Connoisseurs

[shinelumiere]

If you spend enough time around me, you'll note I have a lot of lip balm. My dear wife vexed_wench  has a lot as well. We have conversations like this often.

[23:11] Shine: I need a new tube of Carmex soon
[23:12] Sadler: really
[23:12] Shine: it still has some in it, but its running low
[23:12] Shine: I like to keep at least one tube on hand
[23:13] Shine: it's very good for healing lips
[23:13] Shine: I've had this tube for...years
[23:13] Shine: years
[23:19] Shine: for christmas, I want a case of Fanta Grape Lip Balm
[23:20] Sadler: really?
[23:20] Shine: 90% YUS!
[23:20] Shine: 10% uuuuuuuh, I'd prolly get tired of it after a while
[23:21] Shine: you did know that you wife has a lip gloss/balm habit, right?
[23:22] Sadler: i do
[23:22] Shine: there's something about having my favorite food on my lips
[23:22] Shine: and I like lips
[23:22] Sadler: i like them
[23:22] Shine: sparkly lips
[23:22] Sadler: excpet the orange ones
[23:22] Shine: shiney wet lips
[23:23] Sadler: and the cheetos
[23:23] Sadler:  cheetos was the worst
[23:23] Sadler: tasted like old grease
[23:23] Shine: the cheetos...I wanna try, but my brain hurts at the idea of it
[23:23] Sadler: i bought one to try
[23:23] Sadler:  was nasty
[23:23] Shine: mm
[23:24] Shine: if they had it on sale cheap, I might, just to try it
[23:24] Shine: but like, cheap cheap
[23:24] Sadler: 1.00
[23:24] Shine: my curiosity is often cheap
[23:24] Sadler: i get all of mine for a buck
[23:24] Sadler: sweettarts was good
[23:25] Sadler: the betty crocker brownie was ok
[23:25] Sadler:  the hemp beer was vile
[23:25] Sadler: chris bought that one
[23:25] Shine: beer?
[23:25] Shine: eew
[23:25] Sadler: yup
[23:25] Sadler: she bought it a festival
[23:25] Sadler: for me
[23:26] Shine: eeeeeeewwwwww
[23:26] Shine: the thought was nice?
[23:26] Sadler: very
[23:26] Sadler: the gloss was gross
[23:27] Shine: kinda like the Reese's PB cup one Liz and Peter got me for christmas one year?
[23:27] Shine: smells ok
[23:27] Shine: tastes kinda ok
[23:27] Shine: the coverage isn't all that great though
[23:27] Shine: I rarely use it
[23:27] Shine: mostly when I need the candy kick, but wanna avoid the candy
[23:28] Shine: even then, I just mostly sniff it
[23:28] Sadler: ahhh
[23:29] Shine: it's made by the Hershey company
[23:29] Shine: so says the lable
[23:29] Shine: but, well, I think they might be better to hire it out to the lip smackers people
[23:30] Sadler: yes
[23:30] Shine: they know how to make lip balm taste like other stuff
[23:30] Shine: lip smakers is like the Jelly Belly of the lip balm world
[23:30] Shine: X-D
[23:30] Sadler: true
[23:30] Shine: http://www.amazon.com/Reeses-Pieces-Peanut-Butter-Balm/dp/B004YA4A9E/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1307417314&sr=1-3
[23:31] Shine: I wouldn't mind trying a new tube though
[23:31] Shine: maybe they've improved it since I got mine
[23:31] Shine: the other problem with mine, its a mega tube
[23:33] Sadler: was ok
[23:33] Sadler: not great
[23:33] Sadler:  not cheeto bad
[23:33] Shine: heh
[23:33] Shine: like I said
[23:33] Shine: smells great, tastes ok, but the coverage sucks
[23:33] Shine: it cakes in the cracks of you lips
[23:34] Sadler: ewwww
[23:38] Shine: http://www.amazon.com/Savannah-Bee-Company-Certified-0-15-Ounce/dp/B003JYQKX0/ref=sr_1_146?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1307417857&sr=1-146(drool)
[23:38] Shine: (drool)(drool)(drool)
[23:39] Sadler: i want
[23:39] Shine: me wannnnnnt
[23:41] Shine: http://www.savannahbee.com/cgi-bin/commerce.cgi?preadd=action&key=ST-801
[23:41] Shine: (drool)
[23:41] Sadler: check my face book
[23:41] Shine: I saw a notice that you taggged me on something
[23:42] Sadler: yup
[23:42] Sadler: blameing you
[23:44] Shine: (giggle)
[23:47] Shine: ROFL
[23:47] Shine: http://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Poop-Lip-Junk-Quantity/dp/B0042ABY1S/ref=sr_1_162?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1307417857&sr=1-162
[23:47] Sadler: hehehehe
[23:52] Shine: I want a tube of that, just to be able to pull it out and gross people out by putting it on my lips
[23:52] Shine: >:)
[23:58] Sadler: hahaha

I really do want a tube of this Chicken Poop Lip Junk just to be able to gross people out when I use it, cause I'm evol like that. >:)