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Monkey Cake.
one "serving" is worth about 5 cups of coffee..., yet it leads to a far faster and heavier crash than said 5 cups of coffee.
side effects include teeth that feel like they each have a little fur coat.
your chest aches from all the butter in it.
an inability to close your eyes for more than 2 seconds.
those jitters you get after too much coffee, just that one serving.....
and despite all this, I'm tempted to go have more.
I think I'll try and go de-fur my teeth though, mint kills food appeal long enough to have it cool off and not seem as appetizing, Monkey Cake is best right out of the oven.
*edit*
For those curious what Monkey Cake is, here's a picture of the remnants of today's.
little balls of dough, rolled in butter and sugar, and backed in a pan.
one "serving" is worth about 5 cups of coffee..., yet it leads to a far faster and heavier crash than said 5 cups of coffee.
side effects include teeth that feel like they each have a little fur coat.
your chest aches from all the butter in it.
an inability to close your eyes for more than 2 seconds.
those jitters you get after too much coffee, just that one serving.....
and despite all this, I'm tempted to go have more.
I think I'll try and go de-fur my teeth though, mint kills food appeal long enough to have it cool off and not seem as appetizing, Monkey Cake is best right out of the oven.
*edit*
For those curious what Monkey Cake is, here's a picture of the remnants of today's.
little balls of dough, rolled in butter and sugar, and backed in a pan.
